What do you get when you take a precocious 20-something, remove the internalized shame about sex, and empower her to make her own decisions with her body? One hell of a good time.
I genuinely love this work, and I'm so glad to have made my way into this strange industry. I enjoy discovering what makes you tick, what turns you on, and having a relaxing and stimulating time together.
Josie's got: Auburn hair, brown eyes, two legs, over 100 million synapses. A very sexy prefrontal cortex. The ability to form and deliver coherent sentences. Insatiability in all its forms.
More of a numbers guy? Here you go: The Golden Ratio. The Fibonacci Sequence. The Boltzmann Constant.
Oh, and my measurements: 5'9", 34D. 38" / 30" / 38"
Likes: Dancing, singing, computer programming (beginner), reading, making and eating burritos, zen, messing around in excel, internet researching down rabbit-holes, neuroscience, developmental psychology, making beer.
Dislikes: The idea of time, zucchinis, seasonal allergies, sleeping in.
Recently read: 1) Thinking, Fast and Slow. 2) What Love Is: And What It Could Be. 3) The Lonely City.
Sexuality: Passionate, queer, vanilla with some spice.
When you message me, you'll have followed my handy-dandy guide for what to include. You'll have a reference from another provider you've seen in the last 6 months, and/or include the offer to send a 15% deposit promptly. I get a bit tingly when you give me both — it shows that you're trustworthy.
We'll likely meet in my incall. Maybe your hotel, definitely not your private residence if it's only our first date. I'll be freshly showered, relaxed, wearing clothes of my choosing. You'll likely be a bit nervous, but we'll get on just fine. I'll greet you at the door with a warm smile and help your worries melt away.
You'll place the donation on the table and hop in the shower to rinse off, helping yourself to mouth wash and soap. Maybe we'll chat a bit, maybe we'll get right to it.
Feel free to bring a beverage for us to share. I'm a beer girl at heart, but greatly enjoy reds and bubbly too.
You'll find I'm a perfectly acceptable conversationalist who's passionate about kissing and has a nice butt to boot. You'll check with me first if you want to review me, and you won't share any information I divulge during our session. I will, of course, do the same for you. The information economy doesn't have to run on little details about my private life, nor yours.
Excited and ready? Me too. Get in touch.
I do not expect anything from you other than respect and the requested donation, but I deeply appreciate that some suitors want to offer up a little more to show their appreciation!
Beer: Try me. I love saisons, stouts and porters, complicated pale ales, ambers and reds, lagers, the occasional sour.
Wine: I'm new to the wine game, and thus far, partial to reds. Show me your favourites.
I've got 40 and the collection's growing. Suggestions: Pothos, snake plant.
I wear a 34D and a medium panty. I'm taller than you expect, so watch out.
Donations in my name:
PACE Society, WISH, Downtown Eastside Women's Centre.